Bonesaw

Bonesaw McGraw is a world famous underground wrestler.

Origins
Bonesaw was raised by a poor family in prehistoric Kentucky. He had to live off the land, eating fish, hunting mushrooms, and eating from fallen dinosaurs. He had a love of bonesaws, as he was a man of science and medicine. The evil Lord Dinobones, a caveman who ate dinosaur bones, froze him in ice after Bonesaw attempted to teach him how a bonesaw worked. He was frozen in ice, and was unfrozen millions of years later by Shrek, who found a human shaped ice cube in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Wrestling
After being unfrozen, he found that his brain was fried for the past few million years. Instead of verbose, polite medicinal knowledge, he spoke in grunts and the Naruto theme. His love for bonesaws only a distant memory, McGraw became an underground wrestler. He was known for, in fights to the death, cutting the loser's legs off with a bonesaw carved from dinosaur bones.

Trivia

 * His outfit was made by his husband.
 * Said husband was Crusher Hogan.

Quotes

 * "I'VE GOT YOU IN HERE FOR THREE MINUTES"
 * "THREE MINUTES OF P L A Y T I M E"
 * "BONESAW IS REGGIE"